I survived, Game On!

Well I did it I had my first official solo date and it was actually really good and really fun. YEAH FOR ME! Of course in typical Jen fashion it would not happen without a little bit of Murphiness so here are the funny's for everyone to laugh about. First, I fell down a set of cement steps and twisted my ankle (Smooth!) Second, my purse was in a storage compartment under the seat and we forgot and I sat on the seat all of a sudden we kept hearing some weird music coming from under my butt then I realized it was Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" ha ha ha oldie from my music on my phone so I hurry and grab my phone and notice the screen due to my heavy fat butt was cracked and my phone is now broken. Third, we went to dinner and of course I end up taking a drink of water and some how there is a freaking hole the size of Texas in my lip and I dump the entire thing down the front of me. So there you have it SMOOTH FIRST DATE! Ha Ha Ha hey all the dumb nightmares that girls have about falling or making a mess of themselves on a date take note just do it all on the first date and get it out of that way I guess? Murphy Fashion for sure, by the end of the night this guy was sold on the fact that I was for sure Murphy and calling me "Murph" as well.